Am I this boring?

I haven't made a blog post in over two months.

Mental note:

The last lines from the chorus of Moxy Fruvous' "Earthquakes" would make a good ring tone.

"Look at these tiny things bothering me"

Need to remember that if I ever get a phone I can make ringtones for.

My case in a single point

Valentine's day sucks. Most rational people know this. And as it turns out, being with someone doesn't make it any better. This actually pleases me. My girlfriend hates Valentines Day and thinks it's a stupid, made-up holiday. So I feel justified ranting here.

In the school newspaper today there is a two page compilation of "love notes" that students have written for other students. I don't know if this is a yearly tradition or whatnot, but it has that feel. Most of the notes are little sappy things, talking about how much they love the other person, perhaps sharing an inside joke. But one stood out in particular.

Dearest Jessica-

You are so sexy, especially when intoxicated. I never thought I would fall for a hot mess, but Jesus obviously had other plans for me.

Love you long time,
Seany


Ah, college love.

Top 5: Taco of the Top 5

Based on one of my favorite blog posts from Taco, I present:

Top 5 songs to bellow along with the chorus:

5. "Drunken Lullabies" - Flogging Molly
Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies

4. "Mrs. Robinson" - Simon and Garfunkel
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those that pray

3. "Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
The ring of fire

2. "Body of an American" - The Pogues
I'm a free born man of the USA!

1. "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" - Jim Croce
Well he's Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than ole King King
Meaner than a junk yard dog

This also just in

I am...so....old.

This just in

I just received two text messages. Both from a Georgia phone number I don't know. They read:

1) nana you at the wrong wal mart
armani

and

2) nana you at the wrong wal mart
armani
cal house phone

Somedays, little bits of awesome get thrown at you.

Top 5: Decrescendo of the Top 5

Top 5 movies to see just for the ending

5. Les Diaboliques

4. Manhattan

3. Bridges of Madison County

2. Zorba the Greek

1. Being There

Honorable mentions: Memento, Hitch (yes Hitch, damnit), Return of the King (all 18 endings)