Friday, August 28, 2009

Detritus, page 6

1. I really don't have much to say, but it's been over a month since my past blog post, which was short anyways. Felt I should say something.

2. Taco, what the fuck man? Seriously, your anti-Hayek agenda is disturbing and wrong.

3. My girlfriends parents are coming in this weekend. As such, I'll get most of the weekend to myself, but I will be "meeting the parents". I am nervous as all hell. My girlfriend says there is no reason to be. But she is dating me, so clearly her judgment is impaired.

4. My health insurance is fucked up. Again. Of course, it gets fucked up right when I get sick and need to have insurance. It is slowly getting fixed, but too slowly. It has also forced me to go off my medication. Going off my anti-depressants makes me pissed off and grumpy, but that's not all that bad. However, going off my blood sugar medication makes me pissed off and very, very scared.

5. Taco, when do I get to read your new story? Also, I've sent a bunch of you fuckers links to new stories of mine over the past few months and I haven't heard a word. Are they that bad? They are, aren't they. I knew it. I need to finish my zombie story.

6. Let me preface this by saying that I am, under the best circumstances, a lazy fucker. That being said, this stupid mono has made me so utterly lethargic it's insane. My level of tiredness is noticeable over my usual laziness, which means it's pretty impressive. Today it is especially bad. I got into work at 12:45. I had to email the lab to tell them I'd be that late. I went to bed at 1 AM as per usual, woke up at 11:00, and all I wanted to do was fall back asleep. I laid in my bed for a half hour in this half-consciousness state, knowing that I could fall asleep at any second if I let myself. The real kicker? My sleep is no more restful than before. I still feel like I get 3 hours of sleep a night, even though I'm sleeping 11.

7. Taco, what the fuck man? Seriously, your anti-Goonies agenda is disturbing and wrong.

8. I won't go into any detail here, but I just want to say that I wish I could enjoy sex like a normal human being. I have never felt more like a flawed and broken human than I have as of late.

9. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai." - Orson Welles

10. Taco, what the fuck man? Seriously, your anti-sex-with-fett agenda is disturbing and wrong.

2 comments:

The Taco Prophet said...

1. Yay!

2. She's awful. QED, bitches.

3. Madness.

4. Insurance sucks ass. I guess it's better than the alternative. But seriously. We give them a lot of money. How is it acceptable for them to be so utterly incompetent?

5. It's not done yet, but it's in the... well, not the home stretch, because I have to write the bookend parts. But the main story itself is in the home stretch. My self-esteem being what it is, you may never get to read it, though. I've been putting off reading yours because I'm trying to write, and I like your writing so vastly much more than mine that it always makes me get depressed about the gap between our skills and quit for a year or two. So I'm not reading yours until I finish mine.

6. :(

7. The Goonies was horrible. The sooner you lot admit this, the better it'll be for everyone. I have the decency to admit that Waterworld was terrible. Your turn.

8. Totally willing to practice with you. You keep leaving me hanging. Which always ends with me sitting on a broken curb at 2am crying through mascara streaks while I wait for the cab to arrive. You bastard.

9. Love that quote.

10. The fuck you talkin' 'bout, Willis? See #8.

Unknown said...

I was going to say stuff but then I saw something about me crushing throats and got all excited.