I am, that I am. Thou shalt say "I am" hath sent me unto you.
- The Ten Commandments
I am the most useless piece of shit to have ever whelped its way out of its mother's taint
I am a coiffed shitpile in an unkempt lawn
I am a cumstain on an abandoned mattress
I am the permanence of a fart in a hurricane
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There will be good days and there will be bad days, and this is one of them - Les Barker
About Me
- fett
- Socially maladjusted PhD. A fount of witticism, self-loathing and paranoia. Essentially, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf rolled into a person.
My Other Blogs
The List of Other Peoples Madness
Ode to the Bumpersticker (awesome bumperstickers I've seen)
- -W.W.M.D (What would Muad'dib do?)
- -Republicans for Voldemort
- -Keep honking, I'm reloading
- -I love my country, but I fear my government
- -I was dead once. I didn' t like it
- -If you're going to ride my ass you could at least pull my hair
- -I'm already against the next war
- -Keep your rosaries off my ovaries
3 comments:
You're wrong, and I intend to prove it to you.
Anyone who can think up that last line has to have something going for them. Gold.
I admit I liked that one as well. I figured if I was going to be self-loathing, I could at least be poetic about it. In a Bukowski fashion.
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