This just in

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key.

The day is coming

Sometimes I feel like I am just playacting at being an adult, and at some point people will figure it out and take my job and apartment from me until I grow up.

Man....

I woke up today and my borogroves were all mimsy, my mome raths were outgrabing and my bandersnatch was positively frumious!

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