I am, that I am. Thou shalt say "I am" hath sent me unto you.
- The Ten Commandments
I am the most useless piece of shit to have ever whelped its way out of its mother's taint
I am a coiffed shitpile in an unkempt lawn
I am a cumstain on an abandoned mattress
I am the permanence of a fart in a hurricane
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Top 5: Call-in of the Top 5
As requested, Top 5 Tom Waits film performances (admittedly, I haven't seen them all)
5. Rumble Fish "The older you get you say, "Jesus, how much I got? I got thirty-five summers left." Think about it. Thirty-five summers. "
4. Dracula (but only for a deleted scene of him in an insane asylum)
3. Mystery Men
2. The Book of Eli
1. Down by Law
5. Rumble Fish "The older you get you say, "Jesus, how much I got? I got thirty-five summers left." Think about it. Thirty-five summers. "
4. Dracula (but only for a deleted scene of him in an insane asylum)
3. Mystery Men
2. The Book of Eli
1. Down by Law
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Top 5: Gravel of the Top 5
I'm making this post in lieu of stupid whiny self-pitying emo bullshit
Top 5 Tom Waits songs
5. "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" - Blue Valentine
4. "Clap Hands" - Rain Dogs
3. "Jitterbug Boy" - Small Change
2. "Please Call Me Baby" - Heart of Saturday Night
1. "Eggs and Sausage" - Nighthawks at the Diner
Honorable mentions: Blue Valentine, Little Trip to Heaven, Eyeball Kid, Mr. Siegal, Tango Till They're Sore, Gun Street Girl, Heartattack and Vine
Top 5 Tom Waits songs
5. "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" - Blue Valentine
4. "Clap Hands" - Rain Dogs
3. "Jitterbug Boy" - Small Change
2. "Please Call Me Baby" - Heart of Saturday Night
1. "Eggs and Sausage" - Nighthawks at the Diner
Honorable mentions: Blue Valentine, Little Trip to Heaven, Eyeball Kid, Mr. Siegal, Tango Till They're Sore, Gun Street Girl, Heartattack and Vine
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