Coyote and I were talking and he was telling me about his movie idea where a bunch of nerds travel to California to kill Michael Bay. I wanted more directors to die. We further brainstormed. Then I came up with this idea.
fett: Easy video game tie in's. Oh man, a Doom like level where you wander around Skywalker Ranch murdering CGI villiansprites.
CoyoteExile: Want. A level where you kill everything that moves inside Platinum Dunes Studio. Robo-Bay boss fight at the end. Robo-Bay will of course be so overly complex you won't know which end is up.
fett: It'll be a fight in mid air, as he is suspended by helicopters, and when you come close everything goes into slow motion.
CoyoteExile: Random shit in the level like potted plants and water coolers will just explode for no reason.
fett: I want a level where you have to stalk and kill Francis Ford Coppola through his own vineyard armed with nothing but a compound hunting bow, a wine bottle and an mp3 player containing the One From the Heart soundtrack
CoyoteExile: Done!
CoyoteExile: A Brian de Palma level where it's just 1 20 minute cutscene with no cuts
fett: And, to be perfectly honest, a Spielberg level where you find him sitting on a golden throne sucking his own dick
CoyoteExile: Win
1 comment:
It's a million dollar idea!
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