A letter

Dear Flight Attendant whom I think flirted with me on my flight from Indianapolis to Charlotte,

I'm sorry I didn't properly say goodbye. I kind of left you in the lurch at the back of the airplane there, and it was very rude of me. I can only say you caught me off-guard. I've never really been flirted with before, or at least not by someone who was a complete stranger. If it was indeed flirting (and general consensus and my gut instinct says it was), it totally surprised me and I kind of panicked. So I'm sorry about appearing rude. I'm also sorry about not trying to get your number. I don't think anything could've happened, since you said you lived in St. Louis and that's very far away from where I live, but in retrospect I'm really kicking myself that I didn't at least try to get your number or email or something. It's a regret that I'll carry with me. Finally, I want to thank you. I've had flights with more leg room, or free movies or free first class meals, but being flirted with by a very attractive woman made it the best flight I've ever had.

Sincerely,

The shy idiot in 19C