Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Detritus, page three

1. My vacation can't get here fast enough. Seriously. Neither can mai kitten. Whom I've seriously considered naming "Lol". I am a sick, sick man.

2. I had a fairly decent Saturday actually. I slept in. And although my WoW raid got canceled I spent the afternoon watching old episodes of Farscape and playing Tiger Woods on the Wii. Then I went in to work. I spent an hour at work taking care of a couple things, it was no big deal. Then afterwards I went out to dinner. By myself. I went to my favorite restaurant, The Irish Lion. I got all the food I love. Blarny Puffballs (deep fried balls of mashed potatoes, garlic and cheese) and mutton pie with coddle. I could eat coddle every meal every day and never grow tired of it. I drank two glasses of mead. The Irish Lion has the best mead. It's got just the right sweetness, not too dry, not too sweet. In between courses/drinks I jotted down notes for the opening chapter of my Pebbleman novel. Not any actual writing per se, but at least an idea. All in all, quite the pleasant way to pass a meal.

3. I'm so alone. So very alone.

4. I want to get some writing done over my vacation. Sounds very relaxing. Just need to remember to download what I have from the googledoc as where I'm going won't have internet access. I'd like to get the zombie story finished. I could get it completed, whereas the Pebbleman novel would only get the most minor of starts. Shoot for low hanging fruit, that's what I say.

5. I've now managed to scare off four women in a row. Four women now that I've had email conversations with and they just stop responding (well, five if you count the one woman that was seeing someone but wanted to make new friends, but I don't count that one). And it pisses me off. You know, if I grow uninterested in someone, at least I have the goddamn decency to tell them, not just run away. But yeah, my love life is a disaster. I just got an email last night from a woman, but I'm pretty certain she's psychotic. I need to stop. Before I get injured.

6. So very....very alone.

7. Wardenclyffe Tower. Wardenclyffe Tower. I need to do something with that. Yeah.

8. I've been depressed for about a couple weeks. Coincidently, I've been off my medication for about a week during that time (back on it now, was problems with zee doctor). Talked with my doctor about possibly upping the prescription. I'm telling you, Brave New World is severely underrated. Better living through chemistry!

9. I've been doing research. Sometime in early October I think I will be taking a trip to Nevada. To have sex with a prostitute. A high class one. I'm a scientist, when I see a problem I find the simplest and most direct method to fix it.

10. Spaced DVD comes out today. I need to remember to pick that up. I think I'll do that in Chicago, when I make my yearly mecca to the Frye's near my moms place. I have love for The Frye's, I wish it was closer to me. Just as I wish my damn friends lived closer to me. You people need to move. Near me.

87 comments:

fett said...

No, YOU need to move HERE. Then you and Kev could teach me how to ride motorcycles.

Unknown said...

Both your states suck compared to mine so the correct course is obvious.

Also, yay Spaced!

The Taco Prophet said...

Can't defend himself :)

Tim said...

Gouge away, people!

The Taco Prophet said...

Can has friends?

suyapi said...

People like you!

The Taco Prophet said...

They're like me?

The Taco Prophet said...

Wow... scary thought.

suyapi said...

Really, reaaally scary!

Larriken said...

Calling me scary??

suyapi said...

Little Miss Scary?

The Taco Prophet said...

No, Scary Mary.

suyapi said...

Well, Scary Larry.

The Taco Prophet said...

Just the puns?

John said...

nom nom nom

Unknown said...

Eat the guns?

The Taco Prophet said...

Eat the rich.

Krankyroo said...
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suyapi said...

Wanna be rich

The Taco Prophet said...

Happy and rich?

suyapi said...

If richer, happier.

suyapi said...

*sigh* I know...

Larriken said...

Puns with GUNS!!!

suyapi said...

A pun gun?

suyapi said...

So am I!

suyapi said...

*knows for sure*

Tim said...

Hay guise, sup?

The Taco Prophet said...

Noq! Bring cookies?

Larriken said...

Hot cross PUNS!!!

Larriken said...

In three flavors!

Karn said...

Oh dear lord.

suyapi said...

Welcome to madness!!!

suyapi said...

Why? Because MOAR!

Larriken said...

Moar puns?? ooo-kay!

Larriken said...

Set PunGun: STUN!

suyapi said...

Don't just stun...

suyapi said...

Use pun deathray!

The Taco Prophet said...

Burn the witch?

suyapi said...

I got better!

The Taco Prophet said...

I'm being repressed!

Karn said...

on second thought...

The Taco Prophet said...

Gripping hand, maybe?

Tim said...

Too much thought.

Tim said...

Not enough do.

suyapi said...

Never enough do!

The Taco Prophet said...

Never enough done.

suyapi said...

Time is fleeting.

Larriken said...

Everyone look busy!!!

The Taco Prophet said...

Wanna get busy!

The Taco Prophet said...

*bow chicka bow*

suyapi said...

Just one time!

The Taco Prophet said...

Uno? A euphemism?

Unknown said...
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Tim said...

Hide the whores!

suyapi said...

*sigh* Fine. *Hides*

The Taco Prophet said...

Charge him what?

suyapi said...

By the second.

The Taco Prophet said...

So... not much?

suyapi said...

Two...three tops. :)

Tim said...

Cheaper that way. :)

The Taco Prophet said...

I like cheap.

The Taco Prophet said...

Know what's hilarious?

The Taco Prophet said...

For every comment:

The Taco Prophet said...

Fett gets emailed :)

suyapi said...

Hi Fett's email!

The Taco Prophet said...

Not for long :)

Tim said...

Enjoy the ride.

The Taco Prophet said...

Chugga chugga woo!

The Taco Prophet said...

I can't wait.

suyapi said...

We've broken 100!

suyapi said...

All of us?

suyapi said...

Awesome like pie!

The Taco Prophet said...

Pie is delicious!

suyapi said...

Piece of something.

The Taco Prophet said...

Piece of me?

suyapi said...

Taco on salad.

The Taco Prophet said...

Nom, bitch, nom!

The Taco Prophet said...

It's the weekend.

The Taco Prophet said...

Taco's not dressing.

Larriken said...

Especially hot pants!!!

suyapi said...

Boycott all pants!

suyapi said...

But where's Fett?

The Taco Prophet said...

He hates us.

suyapi said...

But...we loves!

The Taco Prophet said...

We're such softies.

The Taco Prophet said...

Drove him off :(

Tim said...

Start a posse!