Top 5 positive side effects of being single again
5. Increase in free cash now that I'm not buying every dinner
4. Having weekend evenings to myself
3. Being able to drink alone and indulge in my self-loathing without judgment, at least for a while
2. No guilt in ogling women, downloading porn or masturbating
1. Absolutely nothing
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When I turn up single again it tends to be hard for a while and then I remember, oh yeah, all of my time is MINE. Woot!
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