I think it's brilliant!

I think it's brilliant! What an idea! And I was there! He took the idea! He saw it ripe on the tree, he plucked it, and he put it in his pocket. It's, it's, dare I say... genius? Ah, no, no! But maybe, ooh! ah! maybe it is! Maybe I'm in the presence of greatness, maybe I just don't know it. But I saw it...
- Roxanne

I had a stroke of genius last night. There's been a spate of strange commercials for Capital One, all about getting customized credit cards, down the picture that's one them. One of the commercials had the punchline of an evil genius getting his card with kittens on it. That's when I thought:

"I should get one of those with a lolcat on it"

I'm a genius.

-Credit Card Cat is watching you buy porn

-Do not want high interest rate

-I can has frequent flyer miles?

Possibilities abound!