5 Reasons I'm Happy to be Back Living in the Midwest
5. Increase in proximity to my beloved Chicago.
4. Decrease (by percentage) in the number of billboards telling me to get Jesus.
3. Attractive women in winter wearing boots. I've got thing for women in boots. I've got a lot of things.
2. Seasons.
1. Hamburger Helper Cheesy Hash Browns (not available in the South).
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As much as I bitch about living here, I really don't see myself living anywhere other than the midwest.
If it ain't east coast, it ain't livin'.
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