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First posted 10-16-07

I've created a new euphamism. It is as follows:

"You can put a tuxedo on a monkey but he won't play Moon River"

I have no idea what it means, but I am dead certain that some time in my life I will encounter the perfect situation to use this euphamism. And when that happens, I will be ready.

Posted by Coyote @ 10/26/2007 05:50 PM PDT
Penis score! WOOT!

	Posted by Taco @ 10/23/2007 04:06 PM PDT
	Speaking of awesome catch phrases you guys made up, I had the opportunity to use "So there I was, minding my own penis..." yesterday.

	Posted by Bluejeangirlnc @ 10/21/2007 10:43 PM PDT
	Saw you say this in person.. Priceless!

	Posted by Coyote @ 10/16/2007 06:57 PM PDT
	There can be no doubt. You are one of us.